C’ment Soup is my favorite thing to eat. I have been eatin it since the second time I was in the first grade. Follow the directions below for a scrumptious meal that will make you feel real good.

Stuff you need:
(1) can of Campbell’s Bean and Bacon Soup
(1/2) pack of Saltine Crackers
(2) big table spoons of peanut butter
(1) squirt of yellow mustard

How to make it:
1. Read the directions on the Campbell’s Bean and Bacon Soup can and do what they tell you.
2. Mix in the peanut butter.
3. Take the crackers and crunch them in to the soup.
4. Squirt in the mustard.
5. Mixer all up.

How to eat it:
Put some in a bowl. Do all the talking yer gonna do for the next half hour now. Cause you ain’t gonna be able to talk while yer eatin, it ain’t polite anyways. Ok, prepare yourself for some yum yum. Get a spoonful and stick it in yer mouth. Try very hard to contain yer excitement. Don’t cram too much in your mouth at one time cause it could set up. It is hard to keep from doing but that ain’t good when that happens. Now, ain’t that good tastin stuff? One other thing, don’t jump off a boat cause you’ll sink like a brick. One good thing is, if someone hits you in the belly their hand is gonna hurt like a son-of-gun.

Dorkhead